cities skylines how to make elevated roads

I started writing fearing I’d forget whatever fevered nonsense was my dreamt-up angle and I just kicked the fucking thing on. This isn’t even even a joke (not unlike much of my humor). My feet tap at the entertainment center and I worry I will turn the Xbox One on.įuck. I am sitting on an inflatable, portable seat one might take to sit on bleachers in a stadium and my lower half is wrapped in a throw blanket.

I do not have my contacts in or the energy to put my contacts in. Aim for the moon and you might still end up in the stars, eh? Well, no, fuck that, the moon is way closer than the stars and I’m still bankrupt with a city that resembles tangled-up Christmas lights more than a hospitable environment.Ĭity planning more like “shitty planning,” am I right folks?ġ7:28 I dragged one of our cat trees - the one with the abandoned dumbbells weighing it down - and set a pillow in front of it so I could sit in the middle of the living room, closer to the TV. Tokyo wasn’t built in a day, and all that. Well, you know how Tokyo is real great? Turns out that was a lot of hard work put in by a lot of smart people (and relatively recently laid infrastructure following devastating war). After all, the biggest addition (which is actually a free update to the base game), the day and night cycle, lends itself well to the light up show that is nighttime Tokyo. Having just come back from Tokyo - one of the best cities in the world - for Tokyo Game Show, I thought it would be wonderfully appropriate to use Tokyo as my aspiration for messing around with the excellent Cities: Skylines‘ expansion After Dark. It turns out any clout built up by being the sole city planner gets et up when the citizens’ homes are filled with sewage because of your incompetence. And here I thought being a public official would get me laid.

Cities skylines how to make elevated roads